Fawcett, Fantasies, First order, & the Force
Prodding aliens, Picard, and don’t even mention Pitch Black.
Mateo, Musical numbers for no reason, Murder, and Meteors.
Disappointment, Dad bods, and Dannas
Discovering Dramatic Demons and Devils (and rabies)
Gaston and Goofy Grumbles
Teen Pageants, Terry, terrifying undead, and talking and not talking.
Monte Cristo, Meteor Hammers, and mustaches
Can you even lift bro, Cunty teachers, and Clubs that beat up Jordan Catalano
Like, lithe, The L-Word, and more
Decrepit instruments, Diving horses, David Schwimmer, and Dickbags (as per usual)
Casting, corruption, and Clive Owen.
Reboots, redos, and ridiculous movies.